1. Survive a drinking match vs. an Irishman
2. Survive a wrestling match vs. an amateur sumo wrestler (lightweight male: <187, heavyweight female: 176+; me, <120)
3. Win a local or regional hip-hop competition
4. Sleep alone overnight in a haunted house
5. Publish one or two books on how motivational drives alter individual norms over time, and have them completely ignored. Then watch book sales rise 2,000% on my next "The Flirting Games of Dolphins and Narwhales".
6. Learn to backflip off a hammock
7. Land a 1080 in snowboarding
8. Pick an ex-convict's brains over lunch
9. Secure the everlasting respect of my enemies and harshest critics, when I have 'em
10. Learn to thrive with my self-doubt
11. Win an argument against Mom
12. Wonder how I'm still alive halfway through the list
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